ANDREW FORSTER & THE ALLEY KATZ — THE LEFT’S TROLLING CULTURE EXPOSED

ANDREW FORSTER & THE ALLEY KATZ — THE LEFT’S TROLLING CULTURE EXPOSED

The Left is addicted to trolling. If there were no ‘right wing’ Facebook pages, or social media sites for them to troll, they’d fade into a suffocating obscurity; seeking recognition by trying to write ‘urban rhymes’ or making personal YouTube videos or blogging about the insignificant experiences of their drab lives as if in that turgid oblivion of their soul-destroying mediocrity was the nucleus of something far more metaphysical and vital to impart to the human race.

Instead, they inhabit Facebook pages like Anonykatz and entertain themselves by being routinely un-amazed at the typically inane postings of the cognizant-dissonant on the political right of the social-media tennis court.

Their day revolves around entertaining themselves reviewing the latest sarcastically reworked ‘potatriot posts’ uploaded by the admins of their favourite pages and then lending droll witticisms as an ideological antidote to what they’re confronted with. In most cases, one group of idiots is passing judgement on another — and we don’t employ ‘idiot’ as a pejorative here, it’s simply all we can deduce by examining the pathology of the thoughts they express.

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If, say, Anonykatz had any grasp of Nationalist politics it wouldn’t even bother with the likes of Neil Erikson or Shermon Burgess, who’re blank cartridges from a circus shooting range.

These characters, like many who comment from their side of the fence, are the product of the social media identity factory and the digital age that spawned it. In the 1970s, Alvin Toffler wrote a book called Future shock predicting the absorption into a myriad of subcultures for a population divided along complex social strata, and if he was still alive, he’d deserve a cigar for this prophecy alone; although he only died in 2016 so he pretty much saw it come true. More-or-less, he predicted the Internet.

There is no political substance or even consistency of message from the flaky characters that Anonykatz fixates on and yet they’ve never bothered to address this in any scrupulous detail — they simply guffaw at the overall ideology as they perceive it — mainly because they are the flipside to the same coin.

They are no more sophisticated than those they deride. The UNA team actually read a poster responding to Nick Folkes on the Anonykatz page who claimed that Hitler went to jail with Heinrich Himmler and there devised the National Socialist German Workers Party. No Katz admin bothered to correct this boob who had the comical impudence to then censure Folkes for not being intelligent enough to have assimilated this important historical fact. But, we digress…

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Erikson, Folkes, and Blair Cottrell are the constructions of a media that were once obsessed with the anti-Islam movement and required ‘actors’ for the narrative surrounding this multicultural society of Australia. It inflated them, and then, when it all became passé, they pricked their hides and deflated their spirits, which were always inordinately out of scale compared to the size of any actual talent they might have possessed. They now play a constant game of catch-up with that sub-tier celebrity which, of all of them, Erikson Joneses for the most.

If, say, Anonykatz had any grasp of Nationalist politics it wouldn’t even bother with the likes of Neil Erikson or Shermon Burgess, who’re blank cartridges from a circus shooting range.

Individually, none of those mentioned above is remarkable people. Yet, like most human beings, they crave attention. The need for recognition is one of the most powerful human motivators which are why there are those who’ll seek it in evil and anti-social ways, such as mass-shooters, and serial killers.

Once upon a time, this type of character was the feeder for the music industry as the promise of ‘fame’ for the not-so-talented were offered by the vision of pop stars which they looked at and thought, “I could do that too”. So they formed bands or became performance artists or did anything that might lead to that ‘break’. Andy Warhol observed all this and made one of the most astute utterances of the 20th century — that one day every person would have their fifteen minutes of fame. And Warhol understood fame better than anyone.

This is why it ill-behoves the likes of Anonykatz to feed the egos of these pseudo-revolutionaries, but to make such an assertion fails to take into account that by doing so the players from their camp are exercising their own egocentricities. Again, they are the same animal. Erikson, Folkes, Cottrell do not pursue issues, as would be expected of earnest political crusaders, but rather use a cause to promote themselves. Separated from the substance of issues, we have mere personalities, and a kind of ‘fanboy’ nationalism, which is a term coined by UNA and covered in a previous article.

TROLLING TO THE LEFT, TROLLING TO THE RIGHT

The Alt-Right gained its infamy through ‘trolling’; it doesn’t necessarily make anything better if the Left apes those tactics which, when all has been said and done, were questionable (although often hugely successful) to begin with. Let’s deal with a semantic before we get down to brass tacks here: We call this opposition ‘the Left’ for convenience purposes, or even ‘Cultural Marxists’, but that’s not necessarily accurate.

Much of what is assumed to be politically Left are actually the lackeys of the pseudo-progressive-democratic-liberal-globalist-capitalist-world-order. In the most basic reading of the morality contest underlying the narrative in which the Left is pitted against the Far Right, the former are supposedly upholding virtues that the latter dream of stripping from civic life for the sake of an authoritarian, race-based order. This assumes ‘good guys and bad guys’ when viewed through the glass of 20th century western struggles against Fascism, Japanese Imperialism, and National Socialism. Here we invoke Alvin Toffler once more because he had another insight into the future. He wrote: “The illiterate of the 21st Century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn and relearn”.

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In this era, for either side, applying historical lessons, or ideologies, or prejudices from a bygone era is a glittering example of that new millennium illiteracy of which he wrote. So, with the exception of pure Nationalists, or even fluid-thinking true leftists whose worldview we may largely oppose but whose sincerity and logic we might otherwise respect, we have the ‘Katz’ — whose own obsessions are every bit as unhealthy as those provocateurs they make a subculture out of countering online.

The time has, therefore, come to bring these ‘Katz’ into the spotlight. For the main part, those posters who fill the ranks can be easily searched and profiled for themselves. But who runs Anonykatz?

In our last entry, we responded to an article by Honi Soit that claimed that we ‘doxx lefties’ under the guise of self-defence. In this case, we do it as a public service.

In our last entry, we responded to an article by Honi Soit that claimed that we ‘doxx lefties’ under the guise of self-defence. In this case, we do it as a public service.

United Nationalists Australia has been, for a long time now, flooded with requests to doxx the admin of Anonykatz. We have been given theories on who runs it, and countless links. We, therefore, posit the following as a theory which we back up with what we believe is convincing evidence. But as we doxx Anonykatz it is now incumbent on us to out one of its most consistent serial pests — Andrew J. Forster.

ANDREW ‘J’ FORSTER AKA FORESTER

There are amusing trolls, there are witty combatants, and then there are those who if they weren’t harassing people online they would be stealing women’s underwear off clotheslines and wearing it over their heads as they tortured small furry animals. Andrew Forster fits into the latter category.

Hardly a nationalist, patriot or anyone ‘rightist’ conservative has not had an uninvited excretion from the poster using the name Andrew Forster appearing in their messenger inbox. He is unbothered by any transgression of Facebook policy, about laws pertaining to electronic-devices and stalking, or even whether or not he comes across as a complete body snatcher.

He has poured vile abuse on women, accessed accounts belonging to minors, attacked the sick, and violated the privacy of at least one person grieving over the passing of a close relative. It doesn’t matter to him. He is not made of the stuff that exhibits conscience nor is he equipped with the intellectual faculties to express an ideological rationale. He is purely a sociopath with access to the Internet.

He is by no means clever — he often gets rattled when challenged to any degree and scurries off to hit the ‘block’ button even though it was he who initiated contact. It all depends on how much alcohol or pot is in his system or whether or not the methamphetamine he has smoked was of a high enough grade. All in all, his entire act is based on a war of attrition, or who will blink first.

The best response to Forster is to block him. You are not dealing with an intellect, but a lummox whose cerebral deadness serves him well in his abusive trespasses onto the accounts of others. The nature of the world he supposedly abhors in the reckoning of his political opposition is exactly the one which he inhabits online: one where ideas must be singular, where the debate gets shut down, and where other human beings are objectified and reduced to caricatures.

Hardly a nationalist, patriot or anyone ‘rightist’ conservative has not had an uninvited excretion from the poster using the name Andrew Forster appearing in their messenger inbox. He is unbothered by any transgression of Facebook policy, about laws pertaining to electronic-devices and stalking, or even whether or not he comes across as a complete body snatcher.

His profiles list him as residing in Perth. In the past, we have had intelligence pinpointing him to a certain address, but we cannot be sure that information is accurate. We do have what we are assured are images of him. We share two of his Facebook profiles, which are queer things. He seems to have a fetish for the obscure matron of the 1990s British sitcom Keeping Up Appearances, Hyacinth Bucket. In others, he has cheesy personalities from bygone pop culture decorating his bizarre user profile. Likewise, when he wants to be tricky he uses the alias Andrew Forester (see what he did there, genius).

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Jame Gumb, stand aside, there is a new retro freak in town

UNA recently, through a lengthy operation, uncovered the address and information regarding the business practices of fake news journalist Luke McMahon. We have his residential address, and we know a lot about him now. We are in the process of uncovering even more information. The same will apply to Forster, who has made such a bore of himself we will coordinate with our people – and even those who aren’t nationalists – in West Australia to finally trace him to his lair. That will be a day he will wish had never come. Thanks to a major financial injection by a benefactor, we have resources that a year ago was not available to us.

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Well, it’s pretty obvious Andy is an X-Genner. Note how this profile he brilliantly moves around the letters of his alleged surname to create ‘Forester’. We suggest everyone inbox him and congratulate him on his cleverness. Or just keep reporting his bogus accounts

Firstly, we have to question whether or not Forster is his actual name, and true identity. It will be easy enough to ascertain, but for the sake of discussion, we suggest that it might very well be, given the arguments about identity and ego that we’ve laid out above. It is in the psychopathology of someone like Forster to seek credit for his deeds otherwise he would operate under ever-changing aliases such as Luke McMahon has done.

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Hip? Forster barely has a pelvis

It is also noteworthy that his profile appears on the friends’ list of lefty author John Birmingham, which might mean that Birmingham approves any old friend request, or else he is known to the man. Around 1990, when Birmingham contributed to Rolling Stone, he wrote an article about Jim Saleam and National Action that was a direct reflection of the lies being promulgated by disgraced Special Branch detective Neville Ireland; which would suggest that a relationship existed between the two. Jim Saleam complained and either a letter was published in Rolling Stone, or there was a retraction, but he cannot say for sure.

It is also noteworthy that his profile appears on the friends’ list of lefty author John Birmingham, which might mean that Birmingham approves any old friend request, or else he is known to the man.

In Birmingham’s book, Leviathan published around 2000, which is sold as “an electrifying epic history of the city of Sydney” reference was made to Jim Saleam and National Action and an incident involving an alleged theft from a woman by him and a man named Peter Coleman. The case was in dispute and when Jim Saleam confronted the publishers those extracts were subsequently expurgated from the paperback edition.

All in all, it appears that Birmingham, who models himself as a rebel, may very well have been a snitch operating with the corrupt authorities of the time.

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We are told this is a floor plan to Forster’s Perth home. The hydroponic chamber is listed as ‘BRM 2’

But returning to Andrew ‘J’ Forster, we are also informed that he might be lying about the ‘J’ initial in his name, as we are told his name is Andrew Robert Forster.

Whatever, the thing to do now with all his accounts, if you do not block them, is to inundate them until it becomes unviable for him to post any more of his scurrilous silliness. Troll the troll. Find him wherever he is and just let him have it. His accounts are most likely fake so there is little point in him crying to Facebook, and you can make all sorts of threats, and say any sick thing that comes into your head, because the police simply won’t do a damned thing about it and he is too compromised to make such a complaint anyhow. Go for it. He is a real petal; a total snowflake.

PETE SMITH, ARIANA KLEPAC, AND ANONYKATZ

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The most obvious eccentricity of those running Anonykatz is their obsession with felines. It goes beyond a simple shtick and into the realm of full-blown mania.

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Smith and Anthony Albanese: boy the air must’ve smelt bad when that shot was taken

Therefore when it turns out that noted anti-fascist, the mushy-bellied beer-quaffing Pete Smith and his equally chubby partner Ariana Klepac are the authors of two books classified as “humour” and which reflect an almost Egyptian worship of pussycats it seems a reasonable enough contention that these two are responsible for Anonykatz. At least, this is the theory being presented to us. Obviously, we cannot say definitively, but the circumstances certainly make it highly plausible.

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Awww, look at that, Pete’s a Labor man, which means he’s not a proper lefty at all. Slackbastard should stop talking to him

The pair has authored the books How to Get Ahead in Business with Office Cat, and The Cat-phabet: A Guide to our Furry Overlords — From A to Z. We do not recommend you buy these books unless for some reason Kleenex is in dire shortage. Given the level of wit expressed on what may or may not be their Facebook page, the quality of humour is obviously somewhere about the level of Bill Shorten after a few snorts of paint thinners.

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Mrs Anonykatz (allegedly), Ariana Klepac, whose public persona along with her partner is as an author of two naff cat books and who looks like she applies her lipstick with a paint roller

Klepac also notably wrote a book titled Stark Raving Mod about the Mod scene in Australia from the late 1970s to 1980s. The book is currently unavailable for purchase.

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The blurriness of Katz Palace (allegedly) in Balmain must be down to all the beers Pete drinks to try and make his missus look attractive. And vice versa. Ho ho… just a jolly jape, we are pretty sure both would nab first place in any swimsuit contest

What we DO know is that they both live in Balmain, or Toy World, as some wags refer to it, and if they do in fact control Anonykatz then their background could not be more perfect given the character of the suburb. However, if you want to Google their ‘publisher address’, which is Klepac’s residential & business address, you’ll encounter the extremely odd situation of finding their house blurred out on all Google Street View maps. We are not sure how, or why, one goes about getting their residence blurred out – especially when it is supplied by Google as a place of business – so we’ll just show you a blurry image of the joint which won’t mean much without an accompanying address so they can spare us any bullshit about litigation. As we say, it’s on Google anyway if you search Ariana Klepac. Both are authors which place them in the public domain and their works are therefore subject to fair comment, opinion, and literary criticism.

What also is justified editorial comment in the context of this article is Smith’s alleged connection to the convicted paedophile and former anti-fascist state informant, Alex Gollan. A former assistant principal at a Sydney school, Gollan led a double life as an anti-racist crusader, running a blog called Anti-Bogan at the WordPress site. Smith is implicated in having shared editorial responsibilities with the Gollan, who in 2016 was jailed for possession of child abuse material, released on bail, and the story sort of goes cold there. Perhaps his police handlers, long used to dealing with kiddy fiddlers, provided him with some sort of out clause. We’re sure to find out one way or another. Meanwhile, this does not cast Smith in a very convincing light as a social crusader.

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Convicted pedo Alex Gollan was allegedly an associate of Smith

So, folks, there you have it; these anti-fascists are literally a bunch of pussies, with the gayest being Andrew Forster and his psychosexual fixation with Hyacinth Bucket. Perhaps she reminds him of the mother he’s always wanted to get into the sack. Who knows with these sickos? Adieu.

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IMMIGRATION IS THE 21st CENTURY CURE FOR EVERYTHING

IMMIGRATION IS THE 21st CENTURY CURE FOR EVERYTHING
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The tragic loss of an economic miracle

First worlders have long lacked the necessary skills and training which third-world workers can bring to our economies. God knows how we got this far. This is why we not only welcome them fluxing into our countries en masse, but we pay homage to their very existence.

You would need to be in a coma, clinically dense, or hopelessly out of touch not to know that we have an ageing population. And that goes for any country with White people. Every White nation on earth (or nation with a formerly White population base) is getting older. In fact, only White people get old. Coloured people actually stay young, which is why we are fully dependent upon their superior genetics.

We privileged Whites shall soon be too feeble to fend for ourselves. Naturally, it makes totally logical perfect sense that we bring in hundreds of thousands of Boogawanalanders, Indians, Asiatic tribes, Africans, Hajis and pygmies. Only a ceaseless stream of non-Whites from failed states torn apart by tribal conflict and corruption have the sensitivity required to nurse us through the winter of our lives.

Nothing makes for a better carer than somebody who only a year beforehand was chopping up rivals with a machete, or wiping their runny bottoms with their fingers. It is only in ways like this that they learn about compassion, and let’s face it, all their human empathy is reserved for the White race.

In fact, only White people get old. Coloured people actually stay young, which is why we are fully dependent upon their superior genetics.

But ageing is just one flaw in Whites, the other is that we do not know how to successfully produce, supply and consume goods while managing the flow of money without help from third world peoples. Before we all die out at once, because Whites age collectively, non-Whites will fix our economy — basically for themselves — because they will be taking over anyway.

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The stamp of success for our nation

Yes, these fantastic people of colour will inherit our countries and erase our entire memory and history for the betterment of humankind, which Whites are excluded from on the basis of our skin colour.

However, if you think that the sensation of immigration is limited only to these two areas, then you are mentally challenged and should probably be bouncing around in a rubber baby carriage for the rest of your life.

Nothing makes for a better carer than somebody who only a year beforehand was chopping up rivals with a machete, or wiping their runny bottoms with their fingers. It is only in ways like this that they learn about compassion, and let’s face it, all their human empathy is reserved for the White race.

Because immigration is the miracle cure for everything! The pharmaceutical companies do not often reveal this, but the wonder ingredient in most of the magical western medicine is in fact IMMIGRATION! You would never have thunk it! Whether you are fighting the dreaded lurgy, battling a migraine, or seeking soothing relief from an incessant itch you only have to reach for unfettered immigration to instantly cure it!

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In the old days they were wrong about immigration. They made cartoons like this which showed their ignorance

It was immigration that put men on the moon, and immigration that led to the invention of the wheel. Immigration can lead us to a place well beyond both the yellow-brick road and the rainbow. If Jesus was about ten million people, he would be immigration, and everything he had to teach us would be summed up in one word: immigration.

You cannot oppose immigration because to do so would be signing your own death warrant. On the other hand, people suffering from terminal cancer have had their disease go into permanent remission by exposure to mass immigration.

Next time you cop a coward punch to the hooter, instead of soaking up the dripping red blood with a hankie or tissue, try immigration. If you’re hungry, and the blood-sugar levels are falling to almost bare-life minimums, a tummy full of mass immigration will sort you out.

Whether you are fighting the dreaded lurgy, battling a migraine, or seeking soothing relief from an incessant itch you only have to reach for unfettered immigration to instantly cure it!

Two plus two never equalled four ever, it equalled immigration. Don’t say god, say “immigration”. You cannot run a vacuum cleaner by plugging it into sand, but it will run forever on immigration. With immigration it is all up and no down. Immigration is the applause after the greatest show of your life. Immigration is the praise of ten million peers, and the homage of three wise men.

You can reach the clouds on immigration, and sail to the new world. You can flap your arms and fly, without being searched at an airport, or sat next to a fat bastard on a plane, because immigration gives you wings.

If immigration was a colour it would be — um — fuck knows — but immigration immigration immigration.

Not even patriots oppose immigration! Immigration is what fills their ranks with fresh recruits of Indian peoples, Maoris, and even dinky-di Africans. You can see why it makes sense because nationalism, as opposed to immigration as it is, creates nothing but darkness and suffering.

So next time some redneck goes mouthing off about “immigration” and making up lies about how he has “lost his job”, or how the suburb where he grew up “resembles parts of Moslem London”, or that he was physically assaulted by a group of immigrants, just look him in the eye and say, “Nazi!”

*This has been a public service announcement on behalf of mass immigration.

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SIGN STIRS MASS PANIC AT BENDIGO COUNCIL

SIGN STIRS MASS PANIC AT BENDIGO COUNCIL
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Victims of offensive messages suffer for life

Security at Bendigo Council has been tightened following an incident Wednesday night when a member of the public attempted to publicise an offensive message from the gallery.

The 49-year-old activist who described himself as a “Bendigo ratepayer” was confronted by security and eventually removed after entering council brandishing a sign that read, “DIVERSITY = DEATH TO BENDIGO.”

Witnesses recall hearing the man say “So the sign’s offensive? Offensive to who?” before being told “let’s go” by the guard who retrieved the hand-printed sign at great personal risk.

However, the man resisted, telling the guard in front of horrified members of the public, “No, I’ll not just go. I’m a ratepayer of Bendigo!”

It is then reported he wrested the sign from the guard and showed it to a startled spectator asking, “Look at that one! Is that offensive?”

The elderly gentleman was partial-sighted and thought the sign read, “UNIVERSITY TO BED WE GO.”

Nervous members of the public were then blasted by the crazed man who shouted “You people ought to be ashamed of yourselves!” in a voice that wasn’t a shout.

“Come on,” instructed the guard, shooing him along.

“We’re awake up to your agenda!” he called back to the gallery.

Town planner Prue Mansfield had to be treated by the tea-lady after witnessing the message, which is reported to have triggered deep sympathies for Holocaust victims.

Once at the entrance doors, the man further became belligerent, refusing to follow orders until he was eventually bundled out. Council said it’s not the first serious confrontation involving the man, who had previously used signs to traumatize members of council.

Town planner Prue Mansfield had to be treated by the tea-lady after witnessing the message, which is reported to have triggered deep sympathies for Holocaust victims. The incident resulted in her leaving work earlier than usual.

Others present spoke of dodging serious injury as they missed seeing the sign by inches. Beryl Munter recounted, “The signs were facing the front, so I couldn’t see. But when the guard seized the hand-stencilled placard, I nearly saw the printed words. Luckily, the man got in-between us just in time to block my view.”

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Readers are warned! This is the actual sign! May be harmful to anti-Whites and cuckolds

Others weren’t so lucky. Darryl Cuck, 68, is said to be “examining every area of his life” after failing to cover his eyes in time. He is now being badly looked after by his 29-year-old African caregiver and her family of 17, which he supports under threat of being hacked up with a machete.

The sign attack comes at a delicate time. Fears were raised to a code-rainbow level at council following the high court’s approval for the building of as many mosques as the proceeds of Middle Eastern crime can fund.

Council has previously backed the mosque and expressed its desire for hundreds more, which drew protests from far right-wing groups who follow Hitler, and collect human lampshades.

The sign attack comes at a delicate time. Fears were high at council following the high court’s approval for the building of as many mosques as the proceeds of Middle Eastern crime can fund.

Security was warned to prepare for dissident ratepayers being influenced by White supremacist groups on social media. They are cashing in on xenophobic sentiment following the Orlando attacks in Florida where a Moslem killed heaps of homos.

Bendigo Council has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to signs which read anything other than “GIVE MY HOME TO A REFUGEE AND SHOOT ME IN THE BRAIN BECAUSE I WAS BORN WHITE.”

While the guard is being hailed a hero, the sign-terrorist, believed to be a member of the baby-sacrificing Australia First Party, is described as an angry White man displaced by job-market changes.

He is also reacting to feminism, which has undermined his White male privilege.

The sign’s whereabouts are unknown.

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Bendigo Development Planner Prue Mansfield is a warning to all not to grow old, get cucked, and lose your mind