Thinking of a Golden Shlomo winner of this year’s award for Fake Aussie Nationalism wasn’t so easy since anyone outside of the Australia First Party must be considered a fake nationalist. There are, to put it simply, just too many entries.

One could single out the vile collaborator and provocateur Neil Erikson. One could also look at the games played by Nick Folkes, who keeps changing his definitions of himself as some charade to keep up with what he perceives to be political fashions. One could easily name the broadcasters of conservative fake nationalism such as The Unshackled (Unshekeled) or XYZ; the two most rubbishy pretenders out there.

One could ask why we are so passionate about this definition of Nationalism in the first place and thereafter are such sticklers about affording the designation to worthy parties. That’s also elementary to explain only the answer troubles so many since so few are the genuine article and yet are sworn to passing themselves off so.

Just because you can make a stupid African-American style hand symbol that’s edgy does not make you a nationalist, or even a serious White Nationalist for that matter: it simply makes you an egg.

Alternatively, “shit-posting” a vile euphemism for trolling ideological opponents with haw-haw memes and shifty commentaries is not an articulation of the tenets, aims, or interests of Australian nationalism. Believing that Australia is “European” and therefore adopting a Euro-centric notion of nationalism which is to be shared only with an approved coterie of boys who believe they’re building a “community” situation by staying underground and punching each other in the head once a week (although we approve of the latter) does not maketh for nationalism.

It just lays the seeds for the inevitable disgruntlement at whoever can be heard cheering on your opponent to knock you out.

Australian nationalism is not a war against Islam, either. Islam, like any other racial group, such as Africans, Chinese, Nepalese and those who practise the craft of curry manufacture are symptoms of a White Political Class. Make no mistake, and it’s a class war against traitors who are too keen to grab Beijing’s lucre for personal gain or in the interests of advancing the cause of their party.

Nationalists are not Jewish gnomes who coin the term “Ozraeli” and then connive with evangelical Christians from Australian Liberty Alliance to unite us all against an enemy that is, paradoxically, a product of evangelical Christianity at play in western powers. Following these nitwits because you don’t like Islam only creates more Islam not less. And Islam is where the concerns of many ends: they do not see the complete sinofication of our Australian cities and the unprecedented ownership of Australian primary assets by China as a threat to Australian independence at all. Nope, they quip, “At least China knows how to handle Moslems.”

Nationalists are not Jewish gnomes who coin the term “Ozraeli” and then connive with evangelical Christians from Australian Liberty Alliance to unite us all against an enemy that is, paradoxically, a product of evangelical Christianity at play in western powers.

The spread of fake nationalism is so far and wide and while it has at its centre the inevitable “far right” hypocrites it is now using “the left” in the guise of Antifascist persons to pursue its agenda against nationalists. Yes, because nothing upsets a fake nationalist more than a real nationalist so the thing to do is to invalidate the true nationalist and accuse him of being a fake. To do this, you connive with Antifascists such as a certain entity whose Facebook productions this year have been a treasure trove of forensic information about the goings-on in the camp of the conservative shucksters.

Ladsleaks, which is composed of two persons, one of them an open secret and the other having just revealed himself, Mark McDonald and Andrew Wilson, has a surprising tandem with Antifascist Action. The two parties work in unison and as the New Year unfolds UNA will hopefully have some damaging stuff to report about how deep this alliance runs.

The nationalist movement is not the far-right movement as that milieu is interested in feeding back into the system to the coffers of established conservative entities. They ape the nationalist and they are always to be found making cheeky winks to Antisemitism as a device to establish bogus credentials but there are always Zionists lurking behind their curtain and instructing their gameplay.

But now we’ve just come to the crux of why United Nationalists Australia is so controversial for its unwaveringness. We have been watching the co-opting of nationalism for so many years now we can sniff out a conservative shuck in our midst (Australian Meditations we’re looking at you). The civic patriot deplores the exactitude of Australian nationalism because it affects its inclusiveness.

The argument from civic patriots has always been about ‘inclusivity’ and ‘reaching out’ and they forever display chagrin when any criticism comes their way and dismiss it as an attack on “the movement”.

The nationalist movement is not the far-right movement as that milieu is interested in feeding back into the system to the coffers of established conservative entities. They ape the nationalist and they are always to be found making cheeky winks to Antisemitism as a device to establish bogus credentials but there are always Zionists lurking behind their curtain and instructing their gameplay.

Conservatism serves the interest of the capitalist and mercantile classes: just like its ideological opposition, it is a wholly class-centred church. The aims of Australian nationalism are agin its central philosophy; rather than closing the borders it seeks to open them up for trade; it desires an open Australia so that it can import cheap labour and inflate its profits at the cost of Aussie working conditions and wages. It doesn’t care if you are White, black, yellow or brown so long as you can somehow keep the money rolling in.

Just because you can make a stupid African-American style hand symbol that’s edgy does not make you a nationalist, or even a serious White Nationalist for that matter: it simply makes you an egg.

To that end, these conservatives secrete themselves among those who grossly mistake conservatism as having an inherent interest in patriotism or the politics of whiteness. They listen to Pauline Hanson when she says “it’s OK to be White” but somehow are deaf when she slams Senator Fraser Anning as a racist when he calls for a return to a White Australia style immigration policy.

The conservative milieu listens to anyone BUT nationalists. It aligns itself with all manner of sub-tier foreign “alt-right” celebrities rather than risk upsetting the rank-and-file by inviting along an established home-grown nationalist. Their cultural cringe is quite revealing but their choices are more so.

This year’s Golden Shlomo for fake Australian Nationalism, therefore, goes to ANYONE NOT IN THE AUSTRALIA FIRST PARTY WHO CALLS THEMSELVES A NATIONALIST.

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Golden Shlomo award for being fake anarchist Slackbastard

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This goes to the architect of fake anarchism, Professor Rob Sparrow of Monash University. Rob went offline with his Slackbastard channels late this year and many were wondering why. Some, such as the villainous state turncoat and sometime collaborator with Antifa, Neil Erikson, took advantage of the situation to promote fake news about his arrest on terrorism charges. Only, he didn’t name him Rob. But we bothered to actually ring Rob’s number at Monash University on the understanding that if his online resources resumed operations once he returned from overseas (rumour has it from Syria) on November 2 as he stated in his phone message then it’s just more proof that Rob is SB. He did not disappoint. Rob, you are a dickhead. You and your entire family should be stuffed in a barrel and cast into an open sewer. Each and every one of you is a piece of trash that a billy goat wouldn’t eat. Therefore Rob, being Slackbastard, you receive this year’s UNA Golden Shlomo award for being fake anarchist Slackbastard. You know where you can stick it. imageedit_1_2996129378

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Professor Rob Slackbastard of Monash University uses anarchists to further an agenda of far-left politics. He is a dick

THE GOLDEN SHLOMO AWARD GOES TO FACEBOOK!

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Here it is, folks, the el gran queso, or for those who don’t speak spick, the big cheese. This is our holy monument award, the big kahuna, the one which is bigger than all the rest and which you could use to split open the skull of a bull dyke. Yes, dear readers, it is the GOLDEN SHLOMO AWARD. Don’t ask for what. Don’t demand a category because it transcends words and instruction. It just IS. Yes, and this year it IS awarded to FACEBOOK.

There has been no more of a damaging instrument used against nationalist and other folks than Facebook. It’s a cesspit of anonymous activity that led to the doxing of certain young alt-right folk who had a bright idea (it is alleged) to infiltrate the ranks of the National Party and turn it into a tool for Whiteness.

It has enabled disgruntled and perennial disruptors like Mark McDonald to play both sides. It has enabled unwholesome hypocrites from Antifascist Action to pursue his or her often illegal activity in the name of having been born too late to have fought alongside camaradas in the Spanish Civil War. It has damaged reputations, harmed careers, stirred up ill-will and created more enemies than the Kaiser.

We are not even going to single it down to Zuckerberg since Facebook goes beyond him. It IS Facebook. It is time and a matter of grave importance that nationalists start to abandon this medium and use it only as the most basic and casual tool. So far, for most of the groups that purport to be on the “right side” of politics, it is their entire world. Imagine, for instance, what would become of dreck like Neil Erikson if Facebook disappeared tomorrow. He would vanish too, forever and ever.

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Burn, Facebook, burn! Or at least, go offline permanently!