If we here at UNA were addicted to games of chance rather than alliterated headlines we feel sure we would be able to clean up should anyone run a book on the future trajectory of conservative politics in this country.

While maintaining our customary passive-aggressive, give ‘em enough rope to hang themselves approach to the right-wing we are nevertheless prepared to speculate upon how the last embers of white shoe conservatism will be snuffed out.

The last man standing is Senator Cory Bernardi with his Australian Conservatives, which by all accounts is a growing movement and, as yet, untainted by scandal.

These conservatives seem to be the usual yawn-worthy formation of pearl clutching wowsers, po-faced killjoys and evangelical holy rollers intent on routing all the arse bandits, Commies and bludgers present in civil society; to repel, or moderate, these moral degenerates with good old “Judeo-Christian” values.

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Given the temperament and value systems of today’s Third World migrants we can imagine that this schtick will play well with Indian and Chinese Catholics, Korean Protestants and the savage, semi-heathen sects of the dark continent; high immigration is a dead weight upon  the rest of us but this uncritical audience may be the fillip that the Australian Conservatives need.

When we say that they are untainted by scandal we mean real juicy, Hanson or Dastyari level mischief; well so far so good as far as this, we hope, the final incarnation of old-school civic patriotism goes, but mischief of a different kind is inevitable

These conservatives seem to be the usual yawn-worthy formation of pearl clutching wowsers, po-faced killjoys and evangelical holy rollers intent on routing all the arse bandits, Commies and bludgers present in civil society; to repel, or moderate, these moral degenerates with good old “Judeo-Christian” values.

Yes, gentle reader, the spectre of Neo-Nazism haunts the conservatives.

At any minute their movement will be convulsed in collective outrage as, somewhere, the Manchurian Candidate programming of one of the many sideshow freaks likely embedded in their meetings will kick in and he will spring bolt upright screaming “Gas the Kikes!” just as the post-prandial tin of Quality Street is passed around.

Now we cannot predict exactly when such an outrage will occur, only that it will, an attempt by one of the LNP dirty tricks cadres is always on the cards and is easily predictable by those who know what they are looking at.

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Nor can we predict the exact form the fascist faux pas will take; we live in an age of advanced technology and instant communication, perhaps one of the state organisers will be gulled into appearing on an edgy Alt-Right web radio show?

Maybe the interloper will make it all the way to pre-selection before flipping his wig at the rostrum, calling for the death penalty for buggers and blaming the outburst on a mix-up in his medication?

At any minute their movement will be convulsed in collective outrage as, somewhere, the Manchurian Candidate programming of one of the many sideshow freaks likely embedded in their meetings will kick in and he will spring bolt upright screaming “Gas the Kikes!” just as the post-prandial tin of Quality Street is passed around.

Some of the other dramatis personae beloved of the sponsored counter-gang bosses are the “Racist with an Asian wife and children”, the “Redneck with undisclosed indigenous heritage” and the unassailable narrative figure of the “Islamophobe who loves Israel”.

Yes, what they lack in imagination the movement wreckers make up for in sheer dogged determination and the infinite amounts of abuse and invective they are able to tolerate before being cycled out of circulation and shelved for future projects.

The amazing thing is that there does not seem to be a lot of money in the venture for the sponsored interlopers and their handlers, which leads us to the conclusion that, perhaps, the wreckers are cultivated by astute, yet fanatical minions of the political class who can spot a pathological narcissist, or borderline personality case a mile off.

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We have discussed this theory with our readers before, the fact is though that well-organised groups of any kind, but political groups, in particular, attract more than their fair share of people with anti-social personality disorders.

It is no wonder then that so many of the known political wreckers check all the boxes for these infirmities of the mind; many of them are loquacious, brash and even charming but beneath the thin facade of their adopted personae we can glimpse the howling void of emptiness at the core of all such people.

Nationalists are experienced at detecting and repelling sociopaths and serial pests, simply because we have historically been the prime targets of every manifestation of these dirty tricks campaigns, we sincerely doubt, though, that the type of person likely to be attracted to the Australian Conservatives, its office holders and principals will be so streetwise.

In any event, we hereby make the prediction that Bernardi’s outfit will be embroiled in one of these staged scandals and that it will likely be a watershed for his movement in that they will waste their resources putting out spot fires of “extremism” until the ultimate dissolution of their party and the re-absorption of its members into the LNP base.

Don’t ever go against the family Cory.

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An ominous greeting

 

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